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terrakion:

alt-j:

michaxl:

gf: babe come over

me: i cant im doing gymnastics on the top of mt everest

gf: my parents are out ;)

me:

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IS HE OKAY??!!!!?

yes hes with his girlfriend now

not-quitenormal:

gerardandlindseyway:

this might be my favorite post on tumblr ever

THAT FUCKING FACE

thewintersoldiersbutt:

youre a lucky girl, peggy 

mishasminions:

IT’S BECAUSE THEY’RE FRED & DAPHNE

talesof4chan:

Jimmy Whales wants you to donate to Wikipediatalesof4chan.tumblr.com

talesof4chan:

Jimmy Whales wants you to donate to Wikipedia
talesof4chan.tumblr.com

ragecomics4you:

This is how karma works…http://ragecomics4you.tumblr.com

Okay, so, the chickens are doing some kind of festival dance around the baby. I think they’re going to sacrifice it to the chicken lord.

Okay, so, the chickens are doing some kind of festival dance around the baby. I think they’re going to sacrifice it to the chicken lord.

monsterglrl:

at a restaurant while u high like

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"can i order this"

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"would you like a soup or a salad?"

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"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"

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frankensteinsboner:

spoopyyellowblues:

So everyone knows this little guy from finding nemo, right? Remember when nemo first met him, and he said: “See this tentacle? It’s actually shorter than all my other tentacles, but you can’t really tell.”
And in octopuses, one of their tentacles is actually their penis, and is structured slightly differently from the rest of their tentacles.
Guys.
Pearl was showing off his dick.

i thought that was a chick

frankensteinsboner:

spoopyyellowblues:

So everyone knows this little guy from finding nemo, right?
Remember when nemo first met him, and he said:
“See this tentacle? It’s actually shorter than all my other tentacles, but you can’t really tell.”

And in octopuses, one of their tentacles is actually their penis, and is structured slightly differently from the rest of their tentacles.

Guys.

Pearl was showing off his dick.

i thought that was a chick

ragecomics4you:

Fair argument for not joining the dark sidehttp://ragecomics4you.tumblr.com

ragecomics4you:

Fair argument for not joining the dark side

http://ragecomics4you.tumblr.com